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Twilight’s stressed
She got a test
To save the crystal ponies from that Sombra pest
They all forgot
Fair made ‘em trot
A real Crystal Heart was just an afterthought
King’s attackin’, time to lock and load
But that ain't gonna happen ‘til next episode
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Crystal Ponies, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Crystal Empire Part 1, go!
You got a reason to live…
*gasp*, I DO work at the library!
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Twi’s sheddin’ tears
Her biggest fears
Expelled by Celestia after all these years
Was all a trick
They movin’ quick
With Twilight Sparkle’s gravity reversin’ magic
Heart’s fallin’, along with Spike’s life
So Shining Armor decides to… throw his wife?
[Pause]
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Cadence, go!
You my friend…
Go, the Crystal Empire Part 2, go!
You got a reason to live…
You know, this sentence has more words than Sombra said combined. Just sayin’.
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The fun has grown
Can’t do it alone
You’re goin’ to the mirror pool and makin’ a clone
Clones multiplyin’
Needs rectifyin’
To find the real Pinkie, gotta watch paint Dryin’
Dear Princess Celest’ya, one’s enough’a me
Especially when all my copies got ADHD
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Pinkies, go!
You my friends…
Go, Too Many Pinkie Pies, go!
You got a reason to live…
The best thing about being me is… there’s so many me.
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Apple Bloom’s cuz
Is all the buzz
But judge ye not for what she is but what she does
Don’t wanna snitch
They build a switch
To send Babs Seed into a muddy ol’ ditch
They saved her, so no more persuadin’
Back to Manehattan for some Cutie Mark Crusadin’
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Babs Seed, go!
You my friend…
Go, One Bad Apple, go!
You got a reason to live…
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what’cha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you?
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Newmane 3x05: Magic Duel
01:29
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A pony's scorn
A gem is worn
And Trixie's got the magic of an Alicorn
Switchin' ages
A town in cages
It's time to have a duel between the unicorn mages
They tricked her, the magic wasn't real
So now they get along, but Trixie still don't trust wheels
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, The Great and Apologetic Trixie, go!
You my friend…
Go, Magic Duel, go!
You got a reason to live…
Hey! This happened in “The Simpsons Under the Dome with Pauly Shore”.
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For pony's sake
Can't get a break
The Olden Pony story's keepin' Scooty awake
There's no remorse
From the Headless Horse
But here comes Luna with oneiric force
For some reason Scootaloo is still scared stiff
So she decides to take a swim... off a cliff?
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Scootaloo, go!
You my friend…
Go, Sleepless in Ponyville, go!
You got a reason to live…
Take one down, pass it around, you've got 0 buckets of oats on the wall
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Rainbow D
Is full of glee
She's goin' to the Wonderbolts Academy
So nonplussed
It's all a bust
She's flyin' wing pony under Lightning Dust
Spitfire was angry, 'cause Lightning was brash
So now the lead pony is Rainbow Dash!
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Lightning Dust, go!
You my friend…
Go, Wonderbolts Academy, go!
You got a reason to live…
That's an academy record!
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How ya been
We'll take a spin
'Cause Applejack planned a crazy day for the kin
Went full-tilt
And full of guilt
She crashed the barn and now it's gotta get rebuilt
Dear Princess Celest'ya, to heck with tradition
I still say the hay ride reached... fruition
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Apples, go!
You my friends…
Go, Apple Family Reunion, go!
You got a reason to live…
More apple fritter?
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The Timberwo'ves
They Came in Droves
Savin' Spike's life is for what Applejack strove
And so he swore
Forevermore
To serve Applejack by messin' up all her chores
He choked a wolf and now the code can retract
Also we learned the ponies really can't act
Nopony believed that he could win
Go, giant timberwolf, go!
You my friend…
Go, Spike at Your Service, go!
You got a reason to live…
I'm gonna wear this moustache.
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Angry beavers
Someone's naïver
'Cause Shy's reformin' Discord but no one believes her
Quite a scandal
With dancin' candles
The frozen flooded farm is more than Flutter can handle
Ain't gonna stop ya, but I won't be your friend
Discord turns the farm back and everyone's cool with it and then the episode ends
Nopony believed that he could win
Go, Discord, go!
You Fluttershy's friend…
Go, Keep Calm and Flutter On, go!
You got a reason to live…
My format: Pegasus. To mend and befriend.
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Don't ya fret
Because I'd bet
That Spike'll do a great job watchin' your pets
The wascally wabbit
He just can't grab it
And gem-spendin' goes against the dragon-folk habit
Roped in the CMC and hopped on the train
Your goal to make a jewel cake was all in vain
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, pony pets, go!
You my friends…
Go, Just for Sidekicks, go!
You got a reason to live…
Crystal Empire? Equestria Games? Wish I could see THAT episode.
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When she arrives
A group of five
Will show Harshwhinny where the Games will thrive
They shoulda checked
No disrespect
But you sure ain't the dignitary here to inspect
Yes, the Crystal Empire's got a spooky rotunda
But they still got the Games despite the switcheroo blunder
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Ms. Peachbottom, go!
You my friend…
Go, Games Ponies Play, go!
You got a reason to live…
Whoa, how'd Spike and the pets wind up in the train? They shoulda made THAT an episode.
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The weather's bad
The town is mad
The ponies ain't got the cutie marks that they had
No time to laugh
Just sing a staff
And try to fix up everything within the first half
Twilight exploded into a blue void
She got her wings and then the nerds were annoyed
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Princess Twilight, go!
You my friend…
Go, Magical Mystery Cure, go!
You got a reason to live…
Thanks, M. A. Larson.
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