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The nightmare’s return
Is our hero’s concern
But Twilight Sparkle’s got a lesson to learn
Celestia sends
And she recommends
You go to Ponyville and make you some friends
AJ, FS, PP, RA, and RD
All of the ponies in this town are crazy
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Twilight, go!
You my friend…
Go, Mare in the Moon, go!
You got a reason to live…
The night gonna last forever. To be continued.
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Go forth, ponies
To the Everfree
To get the Elements of Harmony
A paw with a thorn
A serpent adorned
To join the Shadowbolts is why you were born
They win the battle and Nightmare Moon’s gone
The elements were in your friends all along
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, elements, go!
You my friends…
Go, Elements of Harmony, go!
You got a reason to live…
Oh… my moostache… how wonderful.
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Celestia’s tix
Were just one of her tricks
She only sent two and she shoulda sent six
So Twilight’s friends
All try to contend
Which makes the problem really hard to transcend
Dear Princess Celest’ya, there weren’t enough to go ‘round
So I took the tickets, and I threw ‘em on the ground
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, tickets, go!
You my friend…
Go, The Ticket Master, go!
You got a reason to live…
Then I said, “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?”
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Harvestin’ Applejack
Gone insomniac
Her baked bads made Ponyvillians yak
Help Rainbow get speed
Her trick didn’t succeed
And then some bunnies went and made a stampede
Dear Princess Celest’ya, when there’s just too much work
Go ask for help or you’re a stubborn ol’ jerk
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Applejack, go!
You my friend…
Go, Applebuck Season, go!
You got a reason to live…
Muuuuufffiiins…
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Dashie and Pie
Pullin’ pranks low and high
Then Dash’s griffon friend comes down from the sky
Old Gilda’s a lout
Made Fluttershy pout
A Pinkie party is the only way out
Dear Princess Celest’ya, old friendships should stop
If she calls all your buddies loser flip-flops
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Gilda, go!
You ain’t my friend…
Go, Griffon the Brush-Off, go!
You got a reason to live…
C’mon, Dash, you’re joshin’ me!
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Mean magical mare
Wrecked Rarity’s hair
The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished a bear
But Twilight’s the best
And here comes a test
She sent the grumpy Ursa Minor to rest
Dear Princess Celest’ya, Ponyville was saved
Now Snips and Snails and Spike have all gotta shave
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Trixie, go!
You not my friend…
Go, Boast Busters, go!
You got a reason to live…
Yeah, Snails, why IS it called a flea market?
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Newmane 1x07: Dragonshy
01:29
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Smoke in the sky
And poor Fluttershy
So scared of dragons that she can’t even fly
Fluttershy’s back laggin’
Friends’re hurt by the dragon
And so that bully gets a nasty ol’ naggin’
Dear Princess Celest’ya, if a dragon comes ‘round
Somehow this tiny Pegasus can stare it down
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Fluttershy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Dragonshy, go!
You got a reason to live…
Talk about gettin’ your beauty sleep!
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There’s a storm, gotta flee
Applejack and Rarity
Are gonna sleep over at Twilight’s tree
They play truth or dare
Headless Horse gave a scare
And Rarity’s too neat and AJ just doesn’t care
Dear Princess Celest’ya, Slumber 101
Dictates the most important rule is to have fun
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, slumber, go!
You my friend…
Go, Look Before You Sleep, go!
You got a reason to live…
Nah… ya just eat ‘em.
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Zecora’s got a cloak
Them dumb pony folk
Just went and followed her into some poison joke
Applejack’s really small
Rainbow’s Crashin’ in the wall
And Flutterguy don’t wanna talk about it at all
Dear Princess Celest’ya, looks might deceive ya
But my newest friend is a mystical rhymin’ zebra
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Zecora, go!
You my friend…
Go, Bridle Gossip, go!
You got a reason to live…
I heard she eats haaaay…
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They’re cute on their own
Better find a trombone
Before the parasprites start barfin’ up clones
They’re eatin’ the food
Spell’s meaning was skewed
Now they’re eatin’ everything else and Ponyville’s screwed
Here comes the princess, her meeting’s delayed,
Fillydelphia’s in trouble, but Pinkie, thanks for the parade
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, instruments, go!
You my friends…
Go, Swarm of the Century, go!
You got a reason to live…
Have tuba, will travel.
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Them ponies are freezin’
And it’s good enough reason
To break into teams and start changin’ the season
They sing a cool song
Twilight doesn’t belong
And all the Winter Wrapup plans are goin’ wrong
Dear Princess Celest’ya, it brings me elation
To know that I could help them usin’ organization
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, winter, go!
You my friend…
Go, Winter Wrap Up, go!
You got a reason to live…
I been doin’ this since I was a itty bitty little little twinkie pinkie.
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Tiara and Spoon
Just a couple of goons
Teasin’ “Blank Flank” at little Apple Bloom
Twist is a traitor
But sooner or later
You’ll ditch her and form the Cutie Mark Crusaders
Dear Princess Celest’ya, try as you might
Your cutie mark will come when the time is right
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Apple Bloom go!
You my friend…
Go, Call of the Cutie, go!
You got a reason to live…
I didn’t put those in my bags!
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The Iron Pony
Was a load of baloney
‘Cause Dash used her wings so she’s a big ol’ phoney
So they’ gonna run
The race has begun
But Dash and AJ cheated so neither pony won
You two were fighting, so the leaves didn’t fall
So run it again or else I’ll banish you all
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, autumn, go!
You my friend…
Go, Fall Weather Friends, go!
You got a reason to live…
Hey… grudge DOES rhyme with fudge!
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Rarity will impress
With the art of the dress
Her friends are makin’ edits and they’re makin’ a mess
Embarrassed on stage
But your friends’ll assuage
‘Cause Hoity thought your old designs were all the rage
Dear Princess Celest’ya, don’t be too picky
Executive edits can make production more tricky
Nopony believed that she could win…
Go, Rarity, go!
You my friend…
Go, Suited for Success, go!
You got a reason to live…
I vant to be alone…
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Pinkie Pie’s got a twitch
Twilight fell in a ditch
And Derpy Hooves’ delivery had a bit of a glitch
Fluttershy is in trouble
Hydra’s heads have been doubled
Twilight took a leap of faith and was saved by a bubble
Dear Princess Celest’ya, when your friend makes predictions
Just go and trust her without all your convictions
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Pinkie, go!
You my friend…
Go, Feeling Pinkie Keen, go!
You got a reason to live…
Well what if she exploded, and then… exploded again? Boom…
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Fluttershy’s bad at cheering
And the contest is nearing
A botched Sonic Rainboom is what Dashie is fearing
Mean Pegasus colts
But her fears get a jolt
She makes the sky explode to save the Wonderbolts
Rarity flaunted herself, but when things got dire
You pulled ahead and were the Best Young Flier
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Rainbow, go!
You my friend…
Go, Sonic Rainboom, go!
You got a reason to live…
Look upon me Equestria, for I am Rarity! Or is it… Icarus?
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Sleepin’ over with Shy
That just ain’t gonna fly
Some chickens got woke up by Sweetie Belle’s lullaby
To the forest they’ goin’
Fluttershy’s on her own
That mean cockatrice is turnin’ ponies to stone
Dear Princess Celest’ya, creatures beware
Don’t mess with Fluttershy or you’ll get the stare
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, chickens, go!
You my friends,
Go, Stare Master, go!
You got a reason to live…
That is NOT how you call a chicken… Cuck-ka-co! Cuck-ka-co! Come on!
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Scootaloo is extreme
Sweetie’s voice is a dream
And Apple Bloom made the fillies’ clubhouse supreme
Talent show on a stage
Gonna be all the rage
Their special talents none of them could properly gauge
Hey little ponies, just develop your skills
Before your wild crusadin’ gets somepony killed
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Cutie Mark Crusaders, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Show Stoppers, go!
You got a reason to live…
I use MY stomach to digestia… dumb fabric…
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Spike’s callin’ the mares
‘Cause he had quite a scare
Some dogs took Rarity into an underground lair
Them diamond dog fools
Got her searchin’ for jewels
She gonna start cryin’ if you call her a mule
Dear Princess Celest’ya, if you whine really hard
You might leave your ponynappers permanently scarred
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, whining, go!
You my friend…
Go, A Dog and Pony Show, go!
You got a reason to live…
Wait, are you guys mice or dogs?
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Rarity sews
Some really nice clothes
For Photo Finish’s shoot she’s havin’ Fluttershy pose
But Shy is an ace
She’s got natural grace
Her hatred for the spotlight’s shinin’ clear on her face
Dear Princess Celest’ya, when you’re doin’ whatever
Don’t lose a friend’s trust, ‘cause you might lose them forever
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, da magics, go!
You my friend…
Go, Green Isn’t Your Color, go!
You got a reason to live…
Ooh, even her sneezes are graceful!
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They ridin’ the rails
Dash’s sarcasm fails
Them Appleloosans planted on the buffalo trails
So what’s next in store
A musical score
But Pinkie’s song was lousy and it started a war
Dear Princess Celest’ya, when groups disagree
You just remember you’ve got a friend in me
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Bloomberg, go!
You my friend…
Go, Over a Barrel, go!
You got a reason to live…
Hey… that’s what I said!
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Celestia’s bird
So sick it’s absurd
And Fluttershy takes it without sayin’ a word
Philomena is brash
And she’s gone in a flash
She burns to death and Fluttershy catches the ash
The bird was a phoenix, shouldn’t make the assumption
That the princess gonna banish you and throw you in the dungeon
Nopony believed that she could win
Go, Philomena, go!
You my friend…
Go, A Bird in the Hoof, go!
You got a reason to live…
…Gotcha!
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Gonna work on the farm
Keep them critters from harm
Those gems from the rock added just the right charm
Hatch an egg with your horn
And the party was born
A filly flew so fast the sound barrier was torn
Dear Princess Celest’ya, your friends are connected
And in my flashback Derpy was older than I expected
Nopony believed that we could win
Go, fillies, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Cutie Mark Chronicles, go!
You got a reason to live…
And that’s how Equestria was made!
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Sneezin’ a flame
Y’got no shame
That mean Owlowiscious won’t tell you his name
That showboatin’ owl
He got Spike feelin’ foul/fowl
That green dragon’ll chomp ya with his horrible jowls
Dear Princess Celest’ya, I’m writin’ to you
To say jealousy is bad and zzzzzzzzzzz(Snoring)
Nopony believed that he could win
Go, Spikey, go!
You my friend…
Go, Owl’s Well that Ends Well, go!
You got a reason to live…
Whoa dude… That’s creepy.
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She blowin’ balloons
The streamers are strewn
‘Cause Gummy’s after-birthday party’s this afternoon
Her friends can’t come
So Pinkie is glum
A bucket full of turnips is her number one chum
Dear Princess Celest’ya, we threw a surprise
And some rocks and lint and flour are some real nasty guys
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, Gummy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Party of One, go!
You got a reason to live…
Lookin’ good, Spike, lookin’ real good.
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They gonna par-tay
‘Cause the gala’s today
Celest’ya and the Wonderbolts are too bi-zay
Rarity better cover
Cake falls from above her
And Fluttershy is gonna make the animals love her
My Little Ponies, that gala was fun
It was a real exciting way for us to end season one
Nopony believed that they could win
Go, gala, go!
You my friend…
Go, The Best Night Ever, go!
You got a reason to live…
Oh ponies, the grand galloping gala is always awful!
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