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Randy Newmane Presents: FIM Season 1

by Randy Newmane (BronyMike)

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Cowmaster627 Hilarious and catchy mix for a wonderful time split in minute and a half segments.
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Bjørn Høgh Larsen I DON'T KNOW!!!!! Favorite track: Newmane 1x01: Friendship is Magic, part 1 (Mare in the Moon).
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1.
The nightmare’s return Is our hero’s concern But Twilight Sparkle’s got a lesson to learn Celestia sends And she recommends You go to Ponyville and make you some friends AJ, FS, PP, RA, and RD All of the ponies in this town are crazy Nopony believed that she could win Go, Twilight, go! You my friend… Go, Mare in the Moon, go! You got a reason to live… The night gonna last forever. To be continued.
2.
Go forth, ponies To the Everfree To get the Elements of Harmony A paw with a thorn A serpent adorned To join the Shadowbolts is why you were born They win the battle and Nightmare Moon’s gone The elements were in your friends all along Nopony believed that they could win Go, elements, go! You my friends… Go, Elements of Harmony, go! You got a reason to live… Oh… my moostache… how wonderful.
3.
Celestia’s tix Were just one of her tricks She only sent two and she shoulda sent six So Twilight’s friends All try to contend Which makes the problem really hard to transcend Dear Princess Celest’ya, there weren’t enough to go ‘round So I took the tickets, and I threw ‘em on the ground Nopony believed that she could win Go, tickets, go! You my friend… Go, The Ticket Master, go! You got a reason to live… Then I said, “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?”
4.
Harvestin’ Applejack Gone insomniac Her baked bads made Ponyvillians yak Help Rainbow get speed Her trick didn’t succeed And then some bunnies went and made a stampede Dear Princess Celest’ya, when there’s just too much work Go ask for help or you’re a stubborn ol’ jerk Nopony believed that she could win Go, Applejack, go! You my friend… Go, Applebuck Season, go! You got a reason to live… Muuuuufffiiins…
5.
Dashie and Pie Pullin’ pranks low and high Then Dash’s griffon friend comes down from the sky Old Gilda’s a lout Made Fluttershy pout A Pinkie party is the only way out Dear Princess Celest’ya, old friendships should stop If she calls all your buddies loser flip-flops Nopony believed that she could win Go, Gilda, go! You ain’t my friend… Go, Griffon the Brush-Off, go! You got a reason to live… C’mon, Dash, you’re joshin’ me!
6.
Mean magical mare Wrecked Rarity’s hair The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished a bear But Twilight’s the best And here comes a test She sent the grumpy Ursa Minor to rest Dear Princess Celest’ya, Ponyville was saved Now Snips and Snails and Spike have all gotta shave Nopony believed that she could win Go, Trixie, go! You not my friend… Go, Boast Busters, go! You got a reason to live… Yeah, Snails, why IS it called a flea market?
7.
Smoke in the sky And poor Fluttershy So scared of dragons that she can’t even fly Fluttershy’s back laggin’ Friends’re hurt by the dragon And so that bully gets a nasty ol’ naggin’ Dear Princess Celest’ya, if a dragon comes ‘round Somehow this tiny Pegasus can stare it down Nopony believed that she could win Go, Fluttershy, go! You my friend… Go, Dragonshy, go! You got a reason to live… Talk about gettin’ your beauty sleep!
8.
There’s a storm, gotta flee Applejack and Rarity Are gonna sleep over at Twilight’s tree They play truth or dare Headless Horse gave a scare And Rarity’s too neat and AJ just doesn’t care Dear Princess Celest’ya, Slumber 101 Dictates the most important rule is to have fun Nopony believed that they could win Go, slumber, go! You my friend… Go, Look Before You Sleep, go! You got a reason to live… Nah… ya just eat ‘em.
9.
Zecora’s got a cloak Them dumb pony folk Just went and followed her into some poison joke Applejack’s really small Rainbow’s Crashin’ in the wall And Flutterguy don’t wanna talk about it at all Dear Princess Celest’ya, looks might deceive ya But my newest friend is a mystical rhymin’ zebra Nopony believed that she could win Go, Zecora, go! You my friend… Go, Bridle Gossip, go! You got a reason to live… I heard she eats haaaay…
10.
They’re cute on their own Better find a trombone Before the parasprites start barfin’ up clones They’re eatin’ the food Spell’s meaning was skewed Now they’re eatin’ everything else and Ponyville’s screwed Here comes the princess, her meeting’s delayed, Fillydelphia’s in trouble, but Pinkie, thanks for the parade Nopony believed that she could win Go, instruments, go! You my friends… Go, Swarm of the Century, go! You got a reason to live… Have tuba, will travel.
11.
Them ponies are freezin’ And it’s good enough reason To break into teams and start changin’ the season They sing a cool song Twilight doesn’t belong And all the Winter Wrapup plans are goin’ wrong Dear Princess Celest’ya, it brings me elation To know that I could help them usin’ organization Nopony believed that they could win Go, winter, go! You my friend… Go, Winter Wrap Up, go! You got a reason to live… I been doin’ this since I was a itty bitty little little twinkie pinkie.
12.
Tiara and Spoon Just a couple of goons Teasin’ “Blank Flank” at little Apple Bloom Twist is a traitor But sooner or later You’ll ditch her and form the Cutie Mark Crusaders Dear Princess Celest’ya, try as you might Your cutie mark will come when the time is right Nopony believed that she could win Go, Apple Bloom go! You my friend… Go, Call of the Cutie, go! You got a reason to live… I didn’t put those in my bags!
13.
The Iron Pony Was a load of baloney ‘Cause Dash used her wings so she’s a big ol’ phoney So they’ gonna run The race has begun But Dash and AJ cheated so neither pony won You two were fighting, so the leaves didn’t fall So run it again or else I’ll banish you all Nopony believed that they could win Go, autumn, go! You my friend… Go, Fall Weather Friends, go! You got a reason to live… Hey… grudge DOES rhyme with fudge!
14.
Rarity will impress With the art of the dress Her friends are makin’ edits and they’re makin’ a mess Embarrassed on stage But your friends’ll assuage ‘Cause Hoity thought your old designs were all the rage Dear Princess Celest’ya, don’t be too picky Executive edits can make production more tricky Nopony believed that she could win… Go, Rarity, go! You my friend… Go, Suited for Success, go! You got a reason to live… I vant to be alone…
15.
Pinkie Pie’s got a twitch Twilight fell in a ditch And Derpy Hooves’ delivery had a bit of a glitch Fluttershy is in trouble Hydra’s heads have been doubled Twilight took a leap of faith and was saved by a bubble Dear Princess Celest’ya, when your friend makes predictions Just go and trust her without all your convictions Nopony believed that she could win Go, Pinkie, go! You my friend… Go, Feeling Pinkie Keen, go! You got a reason to live… Well what if she exploded, and then… exploded again? Boom…
16.
Fluttershy’s bad at cheering And the contest is nearing A botched Sonic Rainboom is what Dashie is fearing Mean Pegasus colts But her fears get a jolt She makes the sky explode to save the Wonderbolts Rarity flaunted herself, but when things got dire You pulled ahead and were the Best Young Flier Nopony believed that she could win Go, Rainbow, go! You my friend… Go, Sonic Rainboom, go! You got a reason to live… Look upon me Equestria, for I am Rarity! Or is it… Icarus?
17.
Sleepin’ over with Shy That just ain’t gonna fly Some chickens got woke up by Sweetie Belle’s lullaby To the forest they’ goin’ Fluttershy’s on her own That mean cockatrice is turnin’ ponies to stone Dear Princess Celest’ya, creatures beware Don’t mess with Fluttershy or you’ll get the stare Nopony believed that they could win Go, chickens, go! You my friends, Go, Stare Master, go! You got a reason to live… That is NOT how you call a chicken… Cuck-ka-co! Cuck-ka-co! Come on!
18.
Scootaloo is extreme Sweetie’s voice is a dream And Apple Bloom made the fillies’ clubhouse supreme Talent show on a stage Gonna be all the rage Their special talents none of them could properly gauge Hey little ponies, just develop your skills Before your wild crusadin’ gets somepony killed Nopony believed that they could win Go, Cutie Mark Crusaders, go! You my friends… Go, The Show Stoppers, go! You got a reason to live… I use MY stomach to digestia… dumb fabric…
19.
Spike’s callin’ the mares ‘Cause he had quite a scare Some dogs took Rarity into an underground lair Them diamond dog fools Got her searchin’ for jewels She gonna start cryin’ if you call her a mule Dear Princess Celest’ya, if you whine really hard You might leave your ponynappers permanently scarred Nopony believed that she could win Go, whining, go! You my friend… Go, A Dog and Pony Show, go! You got a reason to live… Wait, are you guys mice or dogs?
20.
Rarity sews Some really nice clothes For Photo Finish’s shoot she’s havin’ Fluttershy pose But Shy is an ace She’s got natural grace Her hatred for the spotlight’s shinin’ clear on her face Dear Princess Celest’ya, when you’re doin’ whatever Don’t lose a friend’s trust, ‘cause you might lose them forever Nopony believed that she could win Go, da magics, go! You my friend… Go, Green Isn’t Your Color, go! You got a reason to live… Ooh, even her sneezes are graceful!
21.
They ridin’ the rails Dash’s sarcasm fails Them Appleloosans planted on the buffalo trails So what’s next in store A musical score But Pinkie’s song was lousy and it started a war Dear Princess Celest’ya, when groups disagree You just remember you’ve got a friend in me Nopony believed that they could win Go, Bloomberg, go! You my friend… Go, Over a Barrel, go! You got a reason to live… Hey… that’s what I said!
22.
Celestia’s bird So sick it’s absurd And Fluttershy takes it without sayin’ a word Philomena is brash And she’s gone in a flash She burns to death and Fluttershy catches the ash The bird was a phoenix, shouldn’t make the assumption That the princess gonna banish you and throw you in the dungeon Nopony believed that she could win Go, Philomena, go! You my friend… Go, A Bird in the Hoof, go! You got a reason to live… …Gotcha!
23.
Gonna work on the farm Keep them critters from harm Those gems from the rock added just the right charm Hatch an egg with your horn And the party was born A filly flew so fast the sound barrier was torn Dear Princess Celest’ya, your friends are connected And in my flashback Derpy was older than I expected Nopony believed that we could win Go, fillies, go! You my friends… Go, The Cutie Mark Chronicles, go! You got a reason to live… And that’s how Equestria was made!
24.
Sneezin’ a flame Y’got no shame That mean Owlowiscious won’t tell you his name That showboatin’ owl He got Spike feelin’ foul/fowl That green dragon’ll chomp ya with his horrible jowls Dear Princess Celest’ya, I’m writin’ to you To say jealousy is bad and zzzzzzzzzzz(Snoring) Nopony believed that he could win Go, Spikey, go! You my friend… Go, Owl’s Well that Ends Well, go! You got a reason to live… Whoa dude… That’s creepy.
25.
She blowin’ balloons The streamers are strewn ‘Cause Gummy’s after-birthday party’s this afternoon Her friends can’t come So Pinkie is glum A bucket full of turnips is her number one chum Dear Princess Celest’ya, we threw a surprise And some rocks and lint and flour are some real nasty guys Nopony believed that they could win Go, Gummy, go! You my friend… Go, Party of One, go! You got a reason to live… Lookin’ good, Spike, lookin’ real good.
26.
They gonna par-tay ‘Cause the gala’s today Celest’ya and the Wonderbolts are too bi-zay Rarity better cover Cake falls from above her And Fluttershy is gonna make the animals love her My Little Ponies, that gala was fun It was a real exciting way for us to end season one Nopony believed that they could win Go, gala, go! You my friend… Go, The Best Night Ever, go! You got a reason to live… Oh ponies, the grand galloping gala is always awful!

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Youtube trailer (with backup download link if I run out of credits): youtu.be/H6NKUJj2hFU

Season 1 of ponies as presented by Randy Newmane (Or rather, BronyMike doing a dumb Randy Newman impression).

This was inspired by and uses the backing track from Paul and Storm's album 25 Days of Newman:
paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/album/the-25-days-of-newman/

Since I'm using their resources, I'm gonna plug the hell out of them. Please check out Paul and Storm. They're a hilarious comedy duo with some great songs about chicken nuggets, pirates, Frogger, werewolves, nuns, you name it:
paulandstorm.com

And yeah, check out my BronyMike stuff too if you want. I've got some silly stuff 'n whatever. Youtube, Tumblrs, 'sall good. Should be some links on the right to my stuff.

Awesome album art by Flutterbree:
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released August 1, 2012

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