Randy Newmane Presents: FIM Season 1

by Randy Newmane (BronyMike)

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Season 1 of ponies as presented by Randy Newmane (Or rather, BronyMike doing a dumb Randy Newman impression).

This was inspired by and uses the backing track from Paul and Storm's album 25 Days of Newman:
paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/album/the-25-days-of-newman/

Since I'm using their resources, I'm gonna plug the hell out of them. Please check out Paul and Storm. They're a hilarious comedy duo with some great songs about chicken nuggets, pirates, Frogger, werewolves, nuns, you name it:
paulandstorm.com

And yeah, check out my BronyMike stuff too if you want. I've got some silly stuff 'n whatever. Youtube, Tumblrs, 'sall good. Should be some links on the right to my stuff.

Awesome album art by Flutterbree:
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released 01 August 2012

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Track Name: Newmane 1x01: Friendship is Magic, part 1 (Mare in the Moon)
The nightmare’s return
Is our hero’s concern
But Twilight Sparkle’s got a lesson to learn

Celestia sends
And she recommends
You go to Ponyville and make you some friends

AJ, FS, PP, RA, and RD
All of the ponies in this town are crazy

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Twilight, go!
You my friend…
Go, Mare in the Moon, go!
You got a reason to live…

The night gonna last forever. To be continued.
Track Name: Newmane 1x02: Friendship is Magic, part 2 (Elements of Harmony)
Go forth, ponies
To the Everfree
To get the Elements of Harmony

A paw with a thorn
A serpent adorned
To join the Shadowbolts is why you were born

They win the battle and Nightmare Moon’s gone
The elements were in your friends all along

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, elements, go!
You my friends…
Go, Elements of Harmony, go!
You got a reason to live…

Oh… my moostache… how wonderful.
Track Name: Newmane 1x03: The Ticket Master
Celestia’s tix
Were just one of her tricks
She only sent two and she shoulda sent six

So Twilight’s friends
All try to contend
Which makes the problem really hard to transcend

Dear Princess Celest’ya, there weren’t enough to go ‘round
So I took the tickets, and I threw ‘em on the ground

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, tickets, go!
You my friend…
Go, The Ticket Master, go!
You got a reason to live…

Then I said, “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?”
Track Name: Newmane 1x04: Applebuck Season
Harvestin’ Applejack
Gone insomniac
Her baked bads made Ponyvillians yak

Help Rainbow get speed
Her trick didn’t succeed
And then some bunnies went and made a stampede

Dear Princess Celest’ya, when there’s just too much work
Go ask for help or you’re a stubborn ol’ jerk

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Applejack, go!
You my friend…
Go, Applebuck Season, go!
You got a reason to live…

Muuuuufffiiins…
Track Name: Newmane 1x05: Griffon the Brush-Off
Dashie and Pie
Pullin’ pranks low and high
Then Dash’s griffon friend comes down from the sky

Old Gilda’s a lout
Made Fluttershy pout
A Pinkie party is the only way out

Dear Princess Celest’ya, old friendships should stop
If she calls all your buddies loser flip-flops

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Gilda, go!
You ain’t my friend…
Go, Griffon the Brush-Off, go!
You got a reason to live…

C’mon, Dash, you’re joshin’ me!
Track Name: Newmane 1x06: Boast Busters
Mean magical mare
Wrecked Rarity’s hair
The Great and Powerful Trixie vanquished a bear

But Twilight’s the best
And here comes a test
She sent the grumpy Ursa Minor to rest

Dear Princess Celest’ya, Ponyville was saved
Now Snips and Snails and Spike have all gotta shave

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Trixie, go!
You not my friend…
Go, Boast Busters, go!
You got a reason to live…

Yeah, Snails, why IS it called a flea market?
Track Name: Newmane 1x07: Dragonshy
Smoke in the sky
And poor Fluttershy
So scared of dragons that she can’t even fly

Fluttershy’s back laggin’
Friends’re hurt by the dragon
And so that bully gets a nasty ol’ naggin’

Dear Princess Celest’ya, if a dragon comes ‘round
Somehow this tiny Pegasus can stare it down

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Fluttershy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Dragonshy, go!
You got a reason to live…

Talk about gettin’ your beauty sleep!
Track Name: Newmane 1x08: Look Before You Sleep
There’s a storm, gotta flee
Applejack and Rarity
Are gonna sleep over at Twilight’s tree

They play truth or dare
Headless Horse gave a scare
And Rarity’s too neat and AJ just doesn’t care

Dear Princess Celest’ya, Slumber 101
Dictates the most important rule is to have fun

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, slumber, go!
You my friend…
Go, Look Before You Sleep, go!
You got a reason to live…

Nah… ya just eat ‘em.
Track Name: Newmane 1x09: Bridle Gossip
Zecora’s got a cloak
Them dumb pony folk
Just went and followed her into some poison joke

Applejack’s really small
Rainbow’s Crashin’ in the wall
And Flutterguy don’t wanna talk about it at all

Dear Princess Celest’ya, looks might deceive ya
But my newest friend is a mystical rhymin’ zebra

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Zecora, go!
You my friend…
Go, Bridle Gossip, go!
You got a reason to live…

I heard she eats haaaay…
Track Name: Newmane 1x10: Swarm of the Century
They’re cute on their own
Better find a trombone
Before the parasprites start barfin’ up clones

They’re eatin’ the food
Spell’s meaning was skewed
Now they’re eatin’ everything else and Ponyville’s screwed

Here comes the princess, her meeting’s delayed,
Fillydelphia’s in trouble, but Pinkie, thanks for the parade

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, instruments, go!
You my friends…
Go, Swarm of the Century, go!
You got a reason to live…

Have tuba, will travel.
Track Name: Newmane 1x11: Winter Wrap Up
Them ponies are freezin’
And it’s good enough reason
To break into teams and start changin’ the season

They sing a cool song
Twilight doesn’t belong
And all the Winter Wrapup plans are goin’ wrong

Dear Princess Celest’ya, it brings me elation
To know that I could help them usin’ organization

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, winter, go!
You my friend…
Go, Winter Wrap Up, go!
You got a reason to live…

I been doin’ this since I was a itty bitty little little twinkie pinkie.
Track Name: Newmane 1x12: Call of the Cutie
Tiara and Spoon
Just a couple of goons
Teasin’ “Blank Flank” at little Apple Bloom

Twist is a traitor
But sooner or later
You’ll ditch her and form the Cutie Mark Crusaders

Dear Princess Celest’ya, try as you might
Your cutie mark will come when the time is right

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Apple Bloom go!
You my friend…
Go, Call of the Cutie, go!
You got a reason to live…

I didn’t put those in my bags!
Track Name: Newmane 1x13: Fall Weather Friends
The Iron Pony
Was a load of baloney
‘Cause Dash used her wings so she’s a big ol’ phoney

So they’ gonna run
The race has begun
But Dash and AJ cheated so neither pony won

You two were fighting, so the leaves didn’t fall
So run it again or else I’ll banish you all

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, autumn, go!
You my friend…
Go, Fall Weather Friends, go!
You got a reason to live…

Hey… grudge DOES rhyme with fudge!
Track Name: Newmane 1x14: Suited for Success
Rarity will impress
With the art of the dress
Her friends are makin’ edits and they’re makin’ a mess

Embarrassed on stage
But your friends’ll assuage
‘Cause Hoity thought your old designs were all the rage

Dear Princess Celest’ya, don’t be too picky
Executive edits can make production more tricky

Nopony believed that she could win…

Go, Rarity, go!
You my friend…
Go, Suited for Success, go!
You got a reason to live…

I vant to be alone…
Track Name: Newmane 1x15: Feeling Pinkie Keen
Pinkie Pie’s got a twitch
Twilight fell in a ditch
And Derpy Hooves’ delivery had a bit of a glitch

Fluttershy is in trouble
Hydra’s heads have been doubled
Twilight took a leap of faith and was saved by a bubble

Dear Princess Celest’ya, when your friend makes predictions
Just go and trust her without all your convictions

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Pinkie, go!
You my friend…
Go, Feeling Pinkie Keen, go!
You got a reason to live…

Well what if she exploded, and then… exploded again? Boom…
Track Name: Newmane 1x16: Sonic Rainboom
Fluttershy’s bad at cheering
And the contest is nearing
A botched Sonic Rainboom is what Dashie is fearing

Mean Pegasus colts
But her fears get a jolt
She makes the sky explode to save the Wonderbolts

Rarity flaunted herself, but when things got dire
You pulled ahead and were the Best Young Flier

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Rainbow, go!
You my friend…
Go, Sonic Rainboom, go!
You got a reason to live…

Look upon me Equestria, for I am Rarity! Or is it… Icarus?
Track Name: Newmane 1x17: Stare Master
Sleepin’ over with Shy
That just ain’t gonna fly
Some chickens got woke up by Sweetie Belle’s lullaby

To the forest they’ goin’
Fluttershy’s on her own
That mean cockatrice is turnin’ ponies to stone

Dear Princess Celest’ya, creatures beware
Don’t mess with Fluttershy or you’ll get the stare

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, chickens, go!
You my friends,
Go, Stare Master, go!
You got a reason to live…

That is NOT how you call a chicken… Cuck-ka-co! Cuck-ka-co! Come on!
Track Name: Newmane 1x18: The Show Stoppers
Scootaloo is extreme
Sweetie’s voice is a dream
And Apple Bloom made the fillies’ clubhouse supreme

Talent show on a stage
Gonna be all the rage
Their special talents none of them could properly gauge

Hey little ponies, just develop your skills
Before your wild crusadin’ gets somepony killed

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Cutie Mark Crusaders, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Show Stoppers, go!
You got a reason to live…

I use MY stomach to digestia… dumb fabric…
Track Name: Newmane 1x19: A Dog and Pony Show
Spike’s callin’ the mares
‘Cause he had quite a scare
Some dogs took Rarity into an underground lair

Them diamond dog fools
Got her searchin’ for jewels
She gonna start cryin’ if you call her a mule

Dear Princess Celest’ya, if you whine really hard
You might leave your ponynappers permanently scarred

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, whining, go!
You my friend…
Go, A Dog and Pony Show, go!
You got a reason to live…

Wait, are you guys mice or dogs?
Track Name: Newmane 1x20: Green Isn’t Your Color
Rarity sews
Some really nice clothes
For Photo Finish’s shoot she’s havin’ Fluttershy pose

But Shy is an ace
She’s got natural grace
Her hatred for the spotlight’s shinin’ clear on her face

Dear Princess Celest’ya, when you’re doin’ whatever
Don’t lose a friend’s trust, ‘cause you might lose them forever

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, da magics, go!
You my friend…
Go, Green Isn’t Your Color, go!
You got a reason to live…

Ooh, even her sneezes are graceful!
Track Name: Newmane 1x21: Over a Barrel
They ridin’ the rails
Dash’s sarcasm fails
Them Appleloosans planted on the buffalo trails

So what’s next in store
A musical score
But Pinkie’s song was lousy and it started a war

Dear Princess Celest’ya, when groups disagree
You just remember you’ve got a friend in me

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Bloomberg, go!
You my friend…
Go, Over a Barrel, go!
You got a reason to live…

Hey… that’s what I said!
Track Name: Newmane 1x22: A Bird in the Hoof
Celestia’s bird
So sick it’s absurd
And Fluttershy takes it without sayin’ a word

Philomena is brash
And she’s gone in a flash
She burns to death and Fluttershy catches the ash

The bird was a phoenix, shouldn’t make the assumption
That the princess gonna banish you and throw you in the dungeon

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Philomena, go!
You my friend…
Go, A Bird in the Hoof, go!
You got a reason to live…

…Gotcha!
Track Name: Newmane 1x23: The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Gonna work on the farm
Keep them critters from harm
Those gems from the rock added just the right charm

Hatch an egg with your horn
And the party was born
A filly flew so fast the sound barrier was torn

Dear Princess Celest’ya, your friends are connected
And in my flashback Derpy was older than I expected

Nopony believed that we could win

Go, fillies, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Cutie Mark Chronicles, go!
You got a reason to live…

And that’s how Equestria was made!
Track Name: Newmane 1x24: Owl’s Well that Ends Well
Sneezin’ a flame
Y’got no shame
That mean Owlowiscious won’t tell you his name

That showboatin’ owl
He got Spike feelin’ foul/fowl
That green dragon’ll chomp ya with his horrible jowls

Dear Princess Celest’ya, I’m writin’ to you
To say jealousy is bad and zzzzzzzzzzz(Snoring)

Nopony believed that he could win

Go, Spikey, go!
You my friend…
Go, Owl’s Well that Ends Well, go!
You got a reason to live…

Whoa dude… That’s creepy.
Track Name: Newmane 1x25: Party of One
She blowin’ balloons
The streamers are strewn
‘Cause Gummy’s after-birthday party’s this afternoon

Her friends can’t come
So Pinkie is glum
A bucket full of turnips is her number one chum

Dear Princess Celest’ya, we threw a surprise
And some rocks and lint and flour are some real nasty guys

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Gummy, go!
You my friend…
Go, Party of One, go!
You got a reason to live…

Lookin’ good, Spike, lookin’ real good.
Track Name: Newmane 1x26: The Best Night Ever
They gonna par-tay
‘Cause the gala’s today
Celest’ya and the Wonderbolts are too bi-zay

Rarity better cover
Cake falls from above her
And Fluttershy is gonna make the animals love her

My Little Ponies, that gala was fun
It was a real exciting way for us to end season one

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, gala, go!
You my friend…
Go, The Best Night Ever, go!
You got a reason to live…

Oh ponies, the grand galloping gala is always awful!