Randy Newmane Presents: FIM Season 3

by Randy Newmane (BronyMike)

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Free .zip of the album in 320kbps MP3 (So my Bandcamp doesn't run out of free downloads right away): derpy.me/Newmane2

This zip includes the whole album as well as some variations on the album art.

It took half the time as the last album gap, but then the season's only half as long anyway. Let's see if I ever get around to Seasons 4 and 5!

As always, credit to the excellent Paul and Storm for 25 Days of Newman and the backing track and concept I took for this: paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/album/the-25-days-of-newman/

The artwork is by my buddy John. He asked not to link anything so I called him "JungleJapes" on the art credits for the hell of it. The pic is based on a Randy Newman album called "12 Songs Twice". The only pic I could find of that album's art was a super-low-quality jpg, so that's the look I was trying to replicate with most of the alt covers I've included.

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released August 3, 2015

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Track Name: Newmane 3x01: The Crystal Empire: Part 1
Twilight’s stressed
She got a test
To save the crystal ponies from that Sombra pest

They all forgot
Fair made ‘em trot
A real Crystal Heart was just an afterthought

King’s attackin’, time to lock and load
But that ain't gonna happen ‘til next episode

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Crystal Ponies, go!
You my friends…
Go, The Crystal Empire Part 1, go!
You got a reason to live…

*gasp*, I DO work at the library!
Track Name: Newmane 3x02: The Crystal Empire: Part 2
Twi’s sheddin’ tears
Her biggest fears
Expelled by Celestia after all these years

Was all a trick
They movin’ quick
With Twilight Sparkle’s gravity reversin’ magic

Heart’s fallin’, along with Spike’s life
So Shining Armor decides to… throw his wife?

[Pause]

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Cadence, go!
You my friend…
Go, the Crystal Empire Part 2, go!
You got a reason to live…

You know, this sentence has more words than Sombra said combined. Just sayin’.
Track Name: Newmane 3x03: Too Many Pinkie Pies
The fun has grown
Can’t do it alone
You’re goin’ to the mirror pool and makin’ a clone

Clones multiplyin’
Needs rectifyin’
To find the real Pinkie, gotta watch paint Dryin’

Dear Princess Celest’ya, one’s enough’a me
Especially when all my copies got ADHD

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Pinkies, go!
You my friends…
Go, Too Many Pinkie Pies, go!
You got a reason to live…

The best thing about being me is… there’s so many me.
Track Name: Newmane 3x04: One Bad Apple
Apple Bloom’s cuz
Is all the buzz
But judge ye not for what she is but what she does

Don’t wanna snitch
They build a switch
To send Babs Seed into a muddy ol’ ditch

They saved her, so no more persuadin’
Back to Manehattan for some Cutie Mark Crusadin’

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Babs Seed, go!
You my friend…
Go, One Bad Apple, go!
You got a reason to live…

Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what’cha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you?
Track Name: Newmane 3x05: Magic Duel
A pony's scorn
A gem is worn
And Trixie's got the magic of an Alicorn

Switchin' ages
A town in cages
It's time to have a duel between the unicorn mages

They tricked her, the magic wasn't real
So now they get along, but Trixie still don't trust wheels

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, The Great and Apologetic Trixie, go!
You my friend…
Go, Magic Duel, go!
You got a reason to live…

Hey! This happened in “The Simpsons Under the Dome with Pauly Shore”.
Track Name: Newmane 3x06: Sleepless in Ponyville
For pony's sake
Can't get a break
The Olden Pony story's keepin' Scooty awake

There's no remorse
From the Headless Horse
But here comes Luna with oneiric force

For some reason Scootaloo is still scared stiff
So she decides to take a swim... off a cliff?

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Scootaloo, go!
You my friend…
Go, Sleepless in Ponyville, go!
You got a reason to live…

Take one down, pass it around, you've got 0 buckets of oats on the wall
Track Name: Newmane 3x07: Wonderbolts Academy
Rainbow D
Is full of glee
She's goin' to the Wonderbolts Academy

So nonplussed
It's all a bust
She's flyin' wing pony under Lightning Dust

Spitfire was angry, 'cause Lightning was brash
So now the lead pony is Rainbow Dash!

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Lightning Dust, go!
You my friend…
Go, Wonderbolts Academy, go!
You got a reason to live…

That's an academy record!
Track Name: Newmane 3x08: Apple Family Reunion
How ya been
We'll take a spin
'Cause Applejack planned a crazy day for the kin

Went full-tilt
And full of guilt
She crashed the barn and now it's gotta get rebuilt

Dear Princess Celest'ya, to heck with tradition
I still say the hay ride reached... fruition

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, Apples, go!
You my friends…
Go, Apple Family Reunion, go!
You got a reason to live…

More apple fritter?
Track Name: Newmane 3x09: Spike at Your Service
The Timberwo'ves
They Came in Droves
Savin' Spike's life is for what Applejack strove

And so he swore
Forevermore
To serve Applejack by messin' up all her chores

He choked a wolf and now the code can retract
Also we learned the ponies really can't act

Nopony believed that he could win

Go, giant timberwolf, go!
You my friend…
Go, Spike at Your Service, go!
You got a reason to live…

I'm gonna wear this moustache.
Track Name: Newmane 3x10: Keep Calm and Flutter On
Angry beavers
Someone's naïver
'Cause Shy's reformin' Discord but no one believes her

Quite a scandal
With dancin' candles
The frozen flooded farm is more than Flutter can handle

Ain't gonna stop ya, but I won't be your friend
Discord turns the farm back and everyone's cool with it and then the episode ends

Nopony believed that he could win

Go, Discord, go!
You Fluttershy's friend…
Go, Keep Calm and Flutter On, go!
You got a reason to live…

My format: Pegasus. To mend and befriend.
Track Name: Newmane 3x11: Just for Sidekicks
Don't ya fret
Because I'd bet
That Spike'll do a great job watchin' your pets

The wascally wabbit
He just can't grab it
And gem-spendin' goes against the dragon-folk habit

Roped in the CMC and hopped on the train
Your goal to make a jewel cake was all in vain

Nopony believed that they could win

Go, pony pets, go!
You my friends…
Go, Just for Sidekicks, go!
You got a reason to live…

Crystal Empire? Equestria Games? Wish I could see THAT episode.
Track Name: Newmane 3x12: Games Ponies Play
When she arrives
A group of five
Will show Harshwhinny where the Games will thrive

They shoulda checked
No disrespect
But you sure ain't the dignitary here to inspect

Yes, the Crystal Empire's got a spooky rotunda
But they still got the Games despite the switcheroo blunder

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Ms. Peachbottom, go!
You my friend…
Go, Games Ponies Play, go!
You got a reason to live…

Whoa, how'd Spike and the pets wind up in the train? They shoulda made THAT an episode.
Track Name: Newmane 3x13: Magical Mystery Cure
The weather's bad
The town is mad
The ponies ain't got the cutie marks that they had

No time to laugh
Just sing a staff
And try to fix up everything within the first half

Twilight exploded into a blue void
She got her wings and then the nerds were annoyed

Nopony believed that she could win

Go, Princess Twilight, go!
You my friend…
Go, Magical Mystery Cure, go!
You got a reason to live…

Thanks, M. A. Larson.