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Randy Newmane Presents: FIM Season 3

by Randy Newmane (BronyMike)

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Twilight’s stressed She got a test To save the crystal ponies from that Sombra pest They all forgot Fair made ‘em trot A real Crystal Heart was just an afterthought King’s attackin’, time to lock and load But that ain't gonna happen ‘til next episode Nopony believed that they could win Go, Crystal Ponies, go! You my friends… Go, The Crystal Empire Part 1, go! You got a reason to live… *gasp*, I DO work at the library!
2.
Twi’s sheddin’ tears Her biggest fears Expelled by Celestia after all these years Was all a trick They movin’ quick With Twilight Sparkle’s gravity reversin’ magic Heart’s fallin’, along with Spike’s life So Shining Armor decides to… throw his wife? [Pause] Nopony believed that she could win Go, Cadence, go! You my friend… Go, the Crystal Empire Part 2, go! You got a reason to live… You know, this sentence has more words than Sombra said combined. Just sayin’.
3.
The fun has grown Can’t do it alone You’re goin’ to the mirror pool and makin’ a clone Clones multiplyin’ Needs rectifyin’ To find the real Pinkie, gotta watch paint Dryin’ Dear Princess Celest’ya, one’s enough’a me Especially when all my copies got ADHD Nopony believed that they could win Go, Pinkies, go! You my friends… Go, Too Many Pinkie Pies, go! You got a reason to live… The best thing about being me is… there’s so many me.
4.
Apple Bloom’s cuz Is all the buzz But judge ye not for what she is but what she does Don’t wanna snitch They build a switch To send Babs Seed into a muddy ol’ ditch They saved her, so no more persuadin’ Back to Manehattan for some Cutie Mark Crusadin’ Nopony believed that she could win Go, Babs Seed, go! You my friend… Go, One Bad Apple, go! You got a reason to live… Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what’cha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you?
5.
A pony's scorn A gem is worn And Trixie's got the magic of an Alicorn Switchin' ages A town in cages It's time to have a duel between the unicorn mages They tricked her, the magic wasn't real So now they get along, but Trixie still don't trust wheels Nopony believed that she could win Go, The Great and Apologetic Trixie, go! You my friend… Go, Magic Duel, go! You got a reason to live… Hey! This happened in “The Simpsons Under the Dome with Pauly Shore”.
6.
For pony's sake Can't get a break The Olden Pony story's keepin' Scooty awake There's no remorse From the Headless Horse But here comes Luna with oneiric force For some reason Scootaloo is still scared stiff So she decides to take a swim... off a cliff? Nopony believed that she could win Go, Scootaloo, go! You my friend… Go, Sleepless in Ponyville, go! You got a reason to live… Take one down, pass it around, you've got 0 buckets of oats on the wall
7.
Rainbow D Is full of glee She's goin' to the Wonderbolts Academy So nonplussed It's all a bust She's flyin' wing pony under Lightning Dust Spitfire was angry, 'cause Lightning was brash So now the lead pony is Rainbow Dash! Nopony believed that she could win Go, Lightning Dust, go! You my friend… Go, Wonderbolts Academy, go! You got a reason to live… That's an academy record!
8.
How ya been We'll take a spin 'Cause Applejack planned a crazy day for the kin Went full-tilt And full of guilt She crashed the barn and now it's gotta get rebuilt Dear Princess Celest'ya, to heck with tradition I still say the hay ride reached... fruition Nopony believed that they could win Go, Apples, go! You my friends… Go, Apple Family Reunion, go! You got a reason to live… More apple fritter?
9.
The Timberwo'ves They Came in Droves Savin' Spike's life is for what Applejack strove And so he swore Forevermore To serve Applejack by messin' up all her chores He choked a wolf and now the code can retract Also we learned the ponies really can't act Nopony believed that he could win Go, giant timberwolf, go! You my friend… Go, Spike at Your Service, go! You got a reason to live… I'm gonna wear this moustache.
10.
Angry beavers Someone's naïver 'Cause Shy's reformin' Discord but no one believes her Quite a scandal With dancin' candles The frozen flooded farm is more than Flutter can handle Ain't gonna stop ya, but I won't be your friend Discord turns the farm back and everyone's cool with it and then the episode ends Nopony believed that he could win Go, Discord, go! You Fluttershy's friend… Go, Keep Calm and Flutter On, go! You got a reason to live… My format: Pegasus. To mend and befriend.
11.
Don't ya fret Because I'd bet That Spike'll do a great job watchin' your pets The wascally wabbit He just can't grab it And gem-spendin' goes against the dragon-folk habit Roped in the CMC and hopped on the train Your goal to make a jewel cake was all in vain Nopony believed that they could win Go, pony pets, go! You my friends… Go, Just for Sidekicks, go! You got a reason to live… Crystal Empire? Equestria Games? Wish I could see THAT episode.
12.
When she arrives A group of five Will show Harshwhinny where the Games will thrive They shoulda checked No disrespect But you sure ain't the dignitary here to inspect Yes, the Crystal Empire's got a spooky rotunda But they still got the Games despite the switcheroo blunder Nopony believed that she could win Go, Ms. Peachbottom, go! You my friend… Go, Games Ponies Play, go! You got a reason to live… Whoa, how'd Spike and the pets wind up in the train? They shoulda made THAT an episode.
13.
The weather's bad The town is mad The ponies ain't got the cutie marks that they had No time to laugh Just sing a staff And try to fix up everything within the first half Twilight exploded into a blue void She got her wings and then the nerds were annoyed Nopony believed that she could win Go, Princess Twilight, go! You my friend… Go, Magical Mystery Cure, go! You got a reason to live… Thanks, M. A. Larson.

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Youtube trailer (with backup download link if I run out of credits): youtu.be/ZPHA1no7kC0

It took half the time as the last album gap, but then the season's only half as long anyway. Let's see if I ever get around to Seasons 4 and 5!

As always, credit to the excellent Paul and Storm for 25 Days of Newman and the backing track and concept I took for this: paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/album/the-25-days-of-newman/

The artwork is by my buddy John. He asked not to link anything so I called him "JungleJapes" on the art credits for the hell of it. The pic is based on a Randy Newman album called "12 Songs Twice". The only pic I could find of that album's art was a super-low-quality jpg, so that's the look I was trying to replicate with most of the alt covers I've included.

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released August 3, 2015

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