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Randy Newmane Presents: FIM Season 2

by Randy Newmane (BronyMike)

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Fillies kickin’ and smackin’ So the statue is crackin’ Released the god of chaos and now he’s attackin’ Said a puzzlin’ phrase And the stakes’ve been raised The elements of harmony must be in the maze He’ll flip your personality, get into your brain You’ll think a rock’s a diamond and you’ll hate chocolate rain Nopony believed that he could win Go, Discord, go! You sure ain’t my friend… Go, The Return of Harmony Part 1, go! You got a reason to live… Looks like we might be due for a big ol’ storm of RANDY.
2.
I dunno... Everything’s gone crazy ‘Cause Discord, uh, turned ‘em grey or whatever And I don’t GIVE A CRAP So screw it The world sucks Ugh… wait, Twilight, what’re you doing? You used your memories to rescue your friends You stopped the chaos and had a Star Wars-y end Nopony believed that they could win Go, friendship reports, go! You my friends… Go, The Return of Harmony Part 2, go! You got a reason to live… Congratulations, Spike! You’re the new Rainbow Dash.
3.
You finished your list But there’s somethin’ you missed Princess Celestia is gonna be pissed Dash’s blastin’ a shed Shy snapped a bear’s head The Want It Need It Spell is causin’ heartache instead When friends need helpin’, you should hear them out So now you ALL write letters on what friendship’s about Nopony believed that she could win Go, Smarty Pants, go! You my friend… Go, Lesson Zero, go! You got a reason to live… This is the. Worst. Possible. Thing.
4.
Nightmare Night What a fright Luna’s gonna gobble you in one big bite Fun times two But what to do You’re not a clever pony, you’re a chicken, Boo Dear Princess Celest’ya, your sister is weird And the ponies never recognize these bells, hat, and beard Nopony believed that she could win Go, Luna, go! You my friend… Go, Luna Eclipsed, go! You got a reason to live… Huzzah! How many points do I receive?
5.
She’s stayin’ the week And she’s makin’ you shriek She shrunk your sweater, used your gems, and cleaned the boutique Won’t let Sweetie play So she’s running away Now Applejack’s her sister, but for only one day Dear Princess Celest’ya, when mud’s your disguise It might just change your race and mane and coat and your eyes Nopony believed that she could win Go, Sweetie Belle, go! You my friend… Go, Sisterhooves Social, go! You got a reason to live… Apart, all we are is a pile of mush and a crumbly dry mess.
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Apple Bloom’s cutie mark Needs a trip to the park She eats the Heart’s Desire so her talent will spark Loopty-Hoop spinnin’ ‘round But the marks compound You gotta tell the truth and eat the plant from the ground Dear Princess Celest’ya, you can’t rush your fate But dang if they’ll stop tryin’, ‘cause they just can’t wait Nopony believed that she could win Go, Apple Bloom, go! You my friend… Go, The Cutie Pox, go! You got a reason to live… Apple Bloom! You’re a super-duper loopty-hooper!
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Rainbow’s upset But no need to sweat ‘Cause Fluttershy’ll help her find the ultimate pet That pet better fly So they’s racin’ up high But Dashie’s trapped by rocks and they just leave her to die Dear Princess Celest’ya, when fast pets ignore us We’ll get along much better with a turtle—or tortoise Nopony believed that he could win Go, Tank, go! You my friend… Go, May the Best Pet Win, go! You got a reason to live… It can fly and it’s not a squirrel. …Should we sing about it again?
8.
Rainbow dives To save some lives So now she’s a hero and her arrogance thrives But somethin’s upset her This new hero’s better The feats of Mare Do Well made everypony forget her Dear Princess Celest’ya, the mare was my friends And Ponyville’s more dangerous than you comprehend Nopony believed that she could win Go, Mare Do Well, go! You my friend… Go, The Mysterious Mare Do Well, go! You got a reason to live… Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood Randy’s here.
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They think you’re a schmoe Got a fancy chapeau And now you’re the pony everypony should know You take your chance With Fancy Pants Your buddies crash the party, and Twilight can’t dance Dear Princess Celest’ya, don’t hide where you’re from Especially from all them snooty Canterlot bums Nopony believed that she could win Go, Rarity, go! You my friend… Go, Sweet and Elite, go! You got a reason to live… I never leave home without my party cannon!
10.
Spike got a big jewel And it’s makin’ him drool But then he gives it up ‘cause he’s a lovestruck fool The date of his birth He’s stealin’ some worth His dragon greed is givin’ him significant girth Dear Princess Celest’ya, stealin’ is wrong, You might become a mix between Godzilla and King Kong Nopony believed that he could win Go, Spikey-wikey, go! You my friend… Go, Secret of My Excess, go! You got a reason to live… How rude…
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The ponies are happy ‘Cause the apples are zappy But Apple Bloom’s embarrassed and it’s all a bit crappy She comes to your school But instead of a fool She tells a crazy story showin’ she’s really cool She fought some timberwolves and planted some trees Hopped like a bunny and befriended some bees Nopony believed that she could win Go, Granny Smith, go! You my friend… Go, Family Appreciation Day, go! You got a reason to live… What are you, a dictionary?
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Sittin’ some twins The trouble begins And Pinkie’s only problem-solving method is grins The foals start flyin’ And hard as she’s tryin’ She can’t take the pressure, now it’s Pinkie who’s cryin’ Dear Princess Celest’ya, babies got power, The cakes are gon’ be angry ‘cause I wasted their flour Nopony believed that they could win Go, Pound and Pumpkin, go! You my friends… Go, Baby Cakes, go! You got a reason to live… My great great great great grandfather was a unicorn! That makes sense, right? ...Right?
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This Holiday shows How the fable goes The three types of ponies haven’t always been bros They all disband And search for land But then their bickering gets out of hand Your crazy racist antics tore you apart You found some harmony and made a fiery pink heart Nopony believed that they could win Go, Equestria, go! You my friend… Go, Hearth’s Warming Eve, go! You got a reason to live… Can YOU think inside a chimney? I didn’t THINK SO.
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Applejack’s on the air But the fans don’t care The spotlight’s gettin’ stolen by the wall-eyed mare So yeah, anyway, Applejack’s MIA She’s started pickin’ cherries for a little more pay Dear Princess Celest’ya, something’s amiss My episode was stolen by a grey pegasus Nopony believed that she could win Go, Derpy, go! You my friend… Go, The Last Roundup, go! You got a reason to live… I just don’t know what went wrong…
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Sweet Apple Cider From your favourite provider Could stand to stretch production just a little bit wider These brothers are mean They got a machine They make the cider faster but the taste is obscene Dear Princess Celest’ya, I didn’t learn squat, And I swear if Flim and Flam return they’re gonna get shot Nopony believed that they could win Go, FlimFlam, go! You my friends… Go, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, go! You got a reason to live… Mine’s got rocks in it…
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Crashed too fast Wing’s in a cast And so your friends all bug ya ‘bout how readin’s a blast The book is appealin’ But your wing’s been healin’ You’ve gotta read the end so you’ve resorted to stealin’ A break-in and a chase, can get pretty hairy Did you forget that Twi lives in a freakin’ library? Nopony believed that she could win Go, Daring Do, go! You my friend… Go, Read It and Weep, go! You got a reason to live… I, AM, VICTORIOUS!
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Poor Cheerilee The Crusaders agree Big Mac has gotta be her Special Somepo-ny Whip up a spell ‘S not goin’ well They gotta be apart an hour for it to quell They goin’ crazy and they wanna get hitched To solve it all they gotta do is fall in a ditch Nopony believed that they could win Go, Schmoopy-Doo, go! You my friend… Go, Hearts and Hooves Day, go! You got a reason to live… Oh, come on!
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Pinkie’s style Makes everyone smile The Cranky Doodle Donkey thinks it’s utterly vile You dance a jig And give him a wig Your level of excitement’s just way too big Dear Princess Celest’ya, don’t cause a riot When donkeys and their sweethearts want some peace and quiet Nopony believed that he could win Go, Cranky, go! You my friend… Go, A Friend in Deed, go! You got a reason to live… Four evers? That’s like, forever.
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Angel’s abusive The market’s conducive Flutter’s gotta be less unobtrusive Self-help minotaur Is way hardcore So now you’re a monster and you’re lockin’ your door Dear Princess Celest’ya, isn’t it funny That Iron Will’s more reasonable than that dang bunny Nopony believed that he could win Go, Iron Will, go! You my friend… Go, Putting Your Hoof Down, go! You got a reason to live… Randy is my name, singin’ ponies is my game.
20.
Got a bad warnin’ From next Tuesday mornin’ A Solid Snake-y outfit Future Twi was adornin’ Your hair gonna fry Got a patch on your eye It’s still comin’ true no matter how hard you try You freaked yourself out, it was all a big fluke And ‘cause he overate, Future Spike gonna puke Nopony believed that she could win Go, Future Twilight, go! You my friend… Go, It’s About Time, go! You got a reason to live… I keep balls stashed all over Ponyville, in case of ball emergency.
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The dragon migration Gave Spike dedication To go and learn some more about his distant relations Finish the quest These dragons are messed They wanna steal a phoenix egg from out of a nest Dear Princess Celest’ya, never feel lonely This dragon always gonna be their little pony Nopony believed that he could win Go, Peewee, go! You my friend… Go, Dragon Quest, go! You got a reason to live… Spike’s pen pals with a namby pamby pony princess! …And Crackle’s cousin.
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To bring the rain They gotta train Some pegasi are sick because of Thunderlane A judging glower Makes Fluttershy cower Without her flyin’ they won’t have enough wingpower Dear Princess Celest’ya, I’m not the best flyer But at least I pulled my weight unlike that lousy Spitfire Nopony believed that they could win Go, Pegasi, go! You my friends… Go, Hurricane Fluttershy, go! You got a reason to live… Fluttershy, you can really fly! Well… kinda.
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Crusaders digress But findin’ success, They’re writin’ gossip columns for the Foal Free Press The article’s humours Indulge the consumers But now the ponies hate ‘em ‘cause they’re makin’ up rumours Dear all of Ponyville, that gossipin’ portion Was all brought on by Di-a-mond Tiara’s extortion Nopony believed that they could win Go, Gabby Gums, go! You my friend… Go, Ponyville Confidential, go! You got a reason to live… But Namby Pamby was a great editor!
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The Cakes’ cake It takes the cake To win the competition is a piece of cake …Hang on, I-I’m stuck. Uh, let me restart this one. In the caboose With a moose made of mousse A cake-eatin’ criminal is runnin’ loose Twi’s on the case, Ya gotta retrace The ponies left clues all over the place Dear Princess Celest’ya, these guys are insane And I’ve had it with these motherbuckin’ cakes on this train Nopony believed that it could win Go, MMMM, go! You my friend… Go, MMMystery on the Friendship Express, go! You got a reason to live… Exactly! Who did-done-do’ed it?
25.
Surprise invitation A big celebration Your brother’s marryin’ the princess of the nation Twilight concludes That none of these dudes Can see just how much Princess Cadence deludes Oh Twilight Sparkle, when will you learn You mess with the bride and you’re gonna get burned Nopony believed that she could win Go, Twiley, go! You my friend… Go, A Canterlot Wedding Part 1, go! You got a reason to live… I’m calling it right now—Twilight’s a changeling.
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Stuck in a mine No time to whine ‘Cause Cadence was a double and the real one is fine The changeling queen Black and green Is lettin’ in the bugs, now they’re takin’ the scene They beat Celest’ya and caught every pony Defeated Chrysalis with... er… matrimony? Nopony believed that they could win Go, Cadence and Shining Armor, go! You my friends… Go, A Canterlot Wedding Part 2, go! You got a reason to live… Oof, I’m glad those changelings are gone. Me too.

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Youtube trailer (with backup download link if I run out of credits): youtu.be/dPLoefPz5-I

Finally, Season 2 of Friendship is Magic has been Newmanified! It took about 2 years but I've been busy. Still, I'm hoping for Season 3 and Season 4 to not take as long.

As with last time, all credit goes Paul and Storm's original 25 Days of Newman, which I'm entirely ripping off: paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/album/the-25-days-of-newman/

The artwork is by my good pal GraphicLee. Hit him up for commissions or prints, he makes great stuff and could use the cash! Toss him a message on Tumblr or DA. He's also done art for my Ask-Flutterdon blog, and it's always quality stuff. Check it out!

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released August 19, 2014

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